death(s)

an msn convo i found rather interesting haha. in e tradition of COM207 which im mugging now, e Two-Step Flow model of passing on news.

T: dya know someone was mauled to death by tigers at e zoo?

S: huh rlly?

T: oh ya ur in hall.

S: how come?
the tiger escaped meh

T: suicide.
he jumped into e tiger place.

S: what a way to die

T: crazy fella.
got 20 zookeepers.
tried to distract e tigers.
n u watch Xing Guang 3 isit?

S: like v slow and painful death leh

T: ya lor for 5-10minutes.

S: are you bluffing me btw

T: WT*? for wat.

S: what xing guang what white tigers

T: i ask u watch or not.

S: ya but what does tt have to do w tigers?

T: white tigers mauled e man.
n another news.
who was third?

S: erm.
whos second.

T: third is this girl. Li sth Ning.

S: li chu ning

T: yea she died too.

S: HUH!
how come?

T: suicide.

S: WHY?

T: love.

S: omg how?
huh. omg.
why so many pple wanna die
its quite sad
what they live for

T: CO poisoning.
in car.

S: oh
thats what i would choose

T: haha ive made u talk philosophical.