Michael Moore vs Marilyn Manson

Filmmaker Michael Moore talks to shock rocker Marilyn Manson regarding the Columbine shooting, after groups and activists accused his music of motivating violence.

Manson: "When I was a kid growing up, music was the escape. That's the only thing that had no judgments. You know, you put on a record, and it's not going to yell at you for dressing the way you do. It's going to make you feel better about it.

I definitely can see why they would pick me. Because I think it's easy to throw my face on the TV, because in the end, I'm a poster boy for fear. Because I represent what everyone is afraid of, because I say and do whatever I want.

The two by-products of that whole tragedy were, violence in entertainment, and gun control. And how perfect that those were the two things that we were going to talk about with the upcoming election. Then we forgot about Monica Lewinsky and we forgot the President was shooting bombs overseas, yet I'm a bad guy because I sing some rock-and-roll songs, and who's a bigger influence, the President or Marilyn Manson? I'd like to think me, but I'm going to go with the President."

Moore: "Do you know that on the day of the Columbine massacre, the US dropped more bombs on Kosovo than any other day?"

Manson: "I do know that, and I think that's really ironic, that nobody said 'maybe the President had an influence on this violent behavior'. Because that's not the way the media wants to take it and spin it, and turn it into fear. You're watching television, you're watching the news, you're being pumped full of fear, there are floods, there's AIDS, there's murder, cut to commercial, buy the Acura, buy the Colgate, if you have bad breath they're not going to talk to you, if you have pimples, the girl's not going to fuck you. It's a campaign of fear and consumption. The whole idea to keep everyone afraid, and they'll consume."

Moore: "If you were to talk directly to the [shooters], what would you say to them?"

Manson: "I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did."

As seen in 2002's Bowling for Columbine.

Lies About the Human Body You Learned in Kindergarten

source: Cracked.com

You Only Have Five Senses

Sight, smell, touch, taste, hearing. Them there's your five senses. Since kindergarten, you've probably been told that anyone who thinks she has a sixth sense is either a television psychic or M. Night Shyamalan. This original classification is widely attributed to Aristotle, so if you try to argue that there are more than five, you're basically arguing with the guy who invented being smart.

The Truth

Scientists still aren't quite sure of exactly how many senses you have, or what even constitutes a sense, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one who believes you have five. Depending on how they count them, they usually wind up with something like 14 to 20. The five you learned about in school were just the five most evident senses, aka the boring ones you could have figured out for your own damn self. The rest are far more interesting.

The Harvard School of Medicine lists six extra ones that are pretty hard to argue against. Close your eyes, then touch your nose with your index finger. How did you know which one was your index finger without looking at it? How did you know where your nose was? Did you smell your finger to your nose? Did your sense of touch somehow tell you what the air molecules you encounter along the way to your nose feel like? Nah, that's proprioception, your body's awareness of where it is in relation to itself.

Maybe the most interesting one they left out is your sense of timing, which might seem like it's only a sense in the way that fashion is a sense. But leading neurologists like David Eagleman think it's the most important of all the senses, since it's the thread that ties the rest of them together. An apple is just a series of different sensations without your sense of time telling you they're all happening at the same moment. Still not convinced? Try staring at a white wall in a totally silent room. Your sense of time tells you how much of your life has been wasted because you didn't take us at our word.

It's also worth noting that this sense your kindergarten teacher failed to mention can operate like a freaking superpower. For instance, if you're walking in the woods and a bear growls in the bushes behind you and to your left, the bear's growl hits your left ear a millionth of a second before it hits your right. Your sense of time is able to pick up on that infinitesimal difference and allows you to perfectly triangulate the bear's location behind you.

If you were only relying on your sense of hearing, you would only know that the bear is somewhere on the left side of your body. Your ears don't swivel around like a dog's, so you would have to turn and use your eyes to pinpoint the bear. A blur of brown and black fur would be the last sight you ever saw.

The Tongue Map

One of the first things many of us learned in science class was that the tongue is organized like a factory floor plan, with each region assigned responsibility for its own highly specialized tasks:

 

If you spent your childhood shotgunning Pixy Stix like the rest of us, you may have noticed that you could taste sugar even when it was bypassing the tip of your tongue at 70 mph. You were left to conclude that your teachers were liars or that there was something hideously wrong with you, depending on whether you were raised Catholic.

The Truth

Your teachers were probably just being fed the same line of bullshit that's been passed from biology class to biology class for decades, and it's totally false. As with the myth that spinach is rich in iron, this one started with a mistranslation of a century-old German study (maybe stop relying on those, science). In 1901, German scientist D.P. Hanig conducted a taste test and found that some volunteers experienced certain flavors more intensely in certain regions of the tongue. Forty years later, a Harvard academic appropriately named Dr. Boring mistranslated the results of the German survey, mistaking a vague tendency among a bunch of Germans (who were probably taste-testing four different varieties of sauerkraut) for the precision workflow chart you see in the tongue map.

Researchers have known for years that all areas in the tongue are about equally good at detecting different flavors. It's not an evenly distributed democracy of taste buds, but every tongue has different patterns of strength and weakness. Your tongue map is like your mouth's fingerprint, if the pattern on your fingerprint determines whether or not you like Brussels sprouts. Each of our "tongue maps" will detect different tastes, sometimes from the same meal. Also, far from being relegated to specific locations on the tongue, your taste buds go all the way down your throat into your digestive system. When you've eaten some bad food, the ones in your stomach warn your gag reflex that if it doesn't evacuate the building, the shit's about to hit the fan (and everything else within three square blocks).

The taste map has hung around 30 years after it was officially debunked even though it's less interesting than the reality because teachers need cool-looking color-coded maps to fill out science books, and fat-cat wineglass makers like to pretend you need a golf bag's worth of specialized wineglasses to direct different types of wine to the best possible place on the tongue.

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."

Scott Adams, renowned satirist

"I wondered what it would be like to be your girlfriend."

life is like a dishwasher

Wei Ling: I think life is like a dishwasher.

Me: Explain.

Wei Ling: Lol. Dont know. A feeling.

Me: You have an explanation within you. Why would you not want to say it?

Wei Ling: No lah just something I felt when I was working in stewarding. When I faced the dishwasher everyday.

Me: Let me take a stab in the dark. Crap kept being thrown at Life, but Life churns out something better at the end of it.

Wei Ling: Wah.

(9 minutes later)

Wei Ling: I think life is like a dishwasher because sometimes the dishes get stuck. But we still have to move on.

Me: But you have to repair it, no matter what.

Wei Ling: Ya lah. Move on lor.

Praised by the Wise

"I have never been religious but if I were i'd be a Buddhist. Over the years I have come to know the Sherpas and I see that their religion has made them kindly, gentle, content and cheerful. Buddhism seems to have a wonderful ability to do that to people."

Sir Edmund Hillary, the first man to reach the summit of Mount Everest

"You'll never be for sale."

Steve Jobs is no more

Jobs to John Sculley, former President of Pepsi who moved to Apple, then later ousted Jobs:

Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water to children, or do you want a chance to change the world?

later, an anonymous software developer to Jobs, after Apple dropped Computers from their corporate name to become Apple Inc:

Steve, do you want to sell colored plastic all your life or do you want to change the world?